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pfelps:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

(Source: cancune, via casual-misery182)

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

  • you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
  • there is more than one kind of cool
  • if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
  • not all food is edible
  • who cares

(via adventurous-imagination)